Tag Archives: News

Where we talk about Japanese monkey attacks and talking pillows



Hotel chain offers weird amenity — pillow talk with ‘Seinfeld’ actor

https://nypost.com/2022/08/02/days-inn-rolls-out-talking-pillows-voiced-by-seinfeld-alum/

Drunk Floridian Allegedly Drove Golf Cart On Highway With Open Bottle Of Whiskey

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bc-us-golf-cart-on-highway_n_62eacc5de4b0c5501616a735

Suit: Police chasing white suspect wrongly arrest Black man

https://apnews.com/article/crime-arrests-boston-lawsuits-massachusetts-6d95342c65226bb1d841947ae4b1603e

Warner Bros. kills off ‘Batgirl’ movie, $90 million in

https://www.npr.org/2022/08/03/1115380005/warner-bros-kills-off-batgirl-movie-90-million-in

FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR SAYS EXORCISMS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WE CAN DO TO STOP MASS SHOOTINGS

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/07/fox-news-bill-bennett-mass-shootings-exorcisms

Japanese city alarmed by biting, clawing, attacking monkeys

https://apnews.com/article/japan-monkey-attacks-97f8e316daa48d6f5a6fb43632d1353e

A Dealer Tried To Sell A 2023 Chevrolet C8 Corvette Z06 For $100,000 Over MSRP

https://www.hotcars.com/2023-chevrolet-c8-corvette-z06-for-100000-over-msrp/

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Where we talk about the power of llama blood and giant Cheez-Its



How Llama Blood—Yes, Llama Blood—Can Protect You From COVID

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There’s a Surprising Similarity Between The Brains of Humans And Octopuses

https://www.sciencealert.com/there-s-a-surprising-similarity-between-the-brains-of-humans-and-octopuses

Amazon’s Alexa could soon mimic voice of dead relatives

https://apnews.com/article/technology-c102f76ae907c0f969201058f487eb8c

Chinese father breaks down after son he tutored daily for a year scores a 6/100 on math exam

https://www.yahoo.com/news/chinese-father-breaks-down-son-231834062.html

Buick and GM Top 2022 J.D. Power Initial Quality Study as Industry Average Worsens

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/28/new-car-quality-declined-11percent-blame-supply-chain-problems-jd-power.html

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a40450082/2022-jd-power-initial-quality-study-buick-gm/

Taco Bell’s Latest Tostada Features a Giant Cheez-It

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/taco-bell-big-cheezit-tostada

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Where we talk about how NJ cops and dolphins both get high



Dolphins ‘deliberately get high’ on puffer fish nerve toxins by carefully chewing and passing them around
Herschel Walker says his multiple personality condition is not a disorder because Jesus had it, too
Two months after New Jersey legalized weed, concern rises about cops smoking it
Nearly 200 people break into $8 million Florida home for party, post videos on Snapchat and Instagram
Florida hosts python hunting challenge
The rich are fleeing Russia, and more than 15,000 millionaires — 15% of the country’s ultrarich population — are expected to leave this year
Officials at airport seize cocaine stashed in wheelchair

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Where we talk about Aztec Batman and monkeypox discrimination



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WHO to rename monkeypox virus to avoid discrimination

https://news.yahoo.com/monkeypox-dna-found-semen-handful-175239152.html

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jun/15/who-to-rename-monkeypox-virus-to-avoid-discrimination

PAC claiming Boebert had 2 abortions and was an unlicensed escort invites Boebert to sue

https://boingboing.net/2022/06/15/pac-claiming-boebert-had-2-abortions-and-was-an-unlicensed-escort-invites-boebert-to-sue.html

Hot coal walk leaves 25 injured in Switzerland

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-61811157

Employee fakes pregnancy to get maternity leave … twice

https://www.hrmorning.com/news/fake-maternity-leave/

HBO Max Orders Animated “Aztec Batman”

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‘Unprecedented’ Sriracha Sauce Shortage May Last for Months

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-09/huy-fong-sriracha-shortage-production-halted-after-weather-ruins-chili-crop


Where we talk about why not to pet alligators and an ancient Greek yearbook



Disney rep apologizes after Disneyland Paris employee ‘destroyed’ proposal: ‘I would have lost my mind’

https://www.yahoo.com/now/disney-rep-apologizes-paris-employee-193835386.html

Beavis & Butthead Do the Universe Parodies Marvel’s Watchers in New Clip

https://comicbook.com/anime/news/beavis-butthead-do-the-universe-marvel-watchers-parody-clip/

Spotify Podcasters Are Making $18,000 a Month With Nothing But White Noise

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-01/how-to-make-money-on-spotify-a-white-noise-podcast-could-bring-you-big-bucks

Florida man bitten by alligator after mistaking it for dog, authorities say

https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-sarasota-manatee/florida-man-bitten-by-alligator-after-mistaking-it-for-dog-authorities-say

Florida man and woman seriously injured after crashing during sex act

https://nbc-2.com/news/state/2022/06/05/florida-man-and-woman-seriously-injured-after-crashing-during-sex-act/

A marble slab in storage turned out to be an ancient Greek yearbook

https://www.npr.org/2022/06/06/1103372606/ancient-greece-yearbook-discovered

Woman finds more than $36,000 stashed in free Craigslist couch

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/06/07/California-woman-finds-cash-in-Craigslist-couch/4541654631710/

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Where we talk about demon sperm and a book you can’t burn



‘Demon Sperm’ Doctor Promoted by Trump Says COVID Vaccine ‘Luciferian,’ Can Be Exorcised

https://www.newsweek.com/demon-sperm-doctor-promoted-trump-says-covid-vaccine-luciferian-can-exorcised-1671021

Elon Musk’s viral Chinese doppelgänger, Yilong Ma, has been suspended from China’s versions of TikTok and Twitter

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musks-chinese-doppelgaenger-suspended-from-chinas-tiktok-twitter-2022-5

CoolCola: Russia Launches Coca-Cola, Fanta and Sprite Alternatives After Soda Exodus

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2022/05/16/russia-unveils-domestic-rivals-to-coca-cola-fanta-and-sprite-a77694

Florida bodybuilder pulling a $245,000 scam told the VA he could lift only 10 pounds

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article261683982.html

Florida man in ape mask used sledgehammer to rob laundromat, deputies say

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-in-ape-mask-used-sledgehammer-to-rob-laundromat-deputies-say/

Margaret Atwood Uses a Flamethrower on ‘Unburnable’ Edition of The Handmaid’s Tale to Protest Book Banning

https://people.com/human-interest/margaret-atwood-unburnable-edition-handmaids-tale/

Watch: Reds fan unwittingly catches foul ball with a cup of beer

https://boingboing.net/2022/05/24/watch-reds-fan-unwittingly-catches-foul-ball-with-a-cup-of-beer.html

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Where we talk about suing your kids and how to live to 113 years young



Bay Area cop charged with masturbating in front of family during domestic violence call     https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Bay-Area-cop-charged-with-masturbating-in-front-17171981.php

LYFT DRIVER GIVES COUPLE THE BOOT AFTER RACIST COMMENTS     HTTPS://WWW.TMZ.COM/2022/05/16/LYFT-DRIVER-KICKS-RACIST-COUPLE-OUT-HIS-CAR/

After 30 years, McDonalds leaves Russia “for good”     HTTPS://WWW.BBC.COM/NEWS/BUSINESS-61463876

A clip showing Putin twitching his foot set off new speculation after claims he is seriously ill     HTTPS://WWW.YAHOO.COM/NEWS/CLIP-SHOWING-PUTIN-TWITCHING-FOOT-114949243.HTML

Indian Parents Sue Son and Daughter-in-Law to Get a Grandchild or $600K: ‘They Don’t Think About Us’     https://people.com/human-interest/indian-couple-sue-son-daughter-in-law-for-not-giving-them-grandkids/

World’s Oldest Living Man Is Nearly 113, Has 41 Grandchildren and Enjoys a Popular Drink ‘Every Day’     https://people.com/human-interest/worlds-oldest-living-man-is-nearly-113-and-has-41-grandchildren/

Marjorie Taylor Greene explains how to finish college and get “that guy” to love you: Have a baby     https://boingboing.net/2022/05/17/marjorie-taylor-greene-explains-how-to-finish-college-and-get-that-guy-to-love-you-have-a-baby-video.html

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Where we talk about the dangers of being a Russian oligarch and how you too can become Korean



DeSantis signs bill for Florida students to learn about ‘victims of communism’     https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/may/10/florida-ron-desantis-communism-bill-students

These are all the Russian oligarchs who have died suddenly, some in suspicious circumstances, in recent months     https://www.businessinsider.com/these-are-all-the-russian-oligarchs-mysteriously-died-in-2022-2022-4

Passenger with ‘no idea’ how to fly plane lands aircraft in Florida after pilot has medical emergency     https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/passenger-no-idea-fly-plane-lands-aircraft-florida-pilot-medical-emerg-rcna28267

‘Succession’ star James Cromwell glues his hand to a Starbucks counter in a protest     https://www.npr.org/2022/05/11/1098162254/succession-actor-james-cromwell-glues-hand-starbucks-counter-protest

More Human Remains Discovered in Lake Mead, Less than a Week After Body in Barrel Was Found     https://people.com/crime/lake-mead-bodies-more-human-remains-discovered-nevada-reservoir/

‘One of the greatest mysteries of our time’: Congress to hold UFO hearing next week     https://www.politico.com/news/2022/05/10/congress-holding-ufo-hearing-00031367

‘I’m Korean, people need to accept that’: Oli London defends ‘transracial’ identity against Black woman     https://www.yahoo.com/news/m-korean-people-accept-oli-230907178.html

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Where we talk how love in prison can set you free and why a satanic flag could fly over Boston



The Satanic Temple requests that Boston fly its flag after Supreme Court ruling
Sen. Ron Johnson says it ‘may be true’ that COVID-19 vaccines cause AIDS
 
All 100 lab monkeys accounted for after several escape crash
 
Escaped Murder Suspect and Prison Officer Had ‘Special Relationship,’ Says Sheriff
Grindr has been selling precise location data on its userbase since 2017
New Jersey Man Is Sentenced to 14 Years in Online Dating Scheme

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Where we talk about a heroic duck and post-coital cannibalistic spiders



Attorney objects to own question in Amber Heard-Johnny Depp trial

https://nypost.com/2022/04/26/amber-heards-lawyer-objects-to-own-question-in-johnny-depp-trial/

‘Herculean Stupidity’: Kevin Sorbo Mocked On Twitter After CNN Joke Falls Flat

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kevin-sorbo-cnn-plus-twitter_n_62660ae4e4b07c34e9e2e57b

Meet the Shitposter Who Started a Right-Wing Moral Panic About the Snickers Dick Vein

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/snickers-dick-vein-dont-let-this-flop-podcast-1343163/

Florida man asks schools to ban Bible following the state’s efforts to remove books

https://www.npr.org/2022/04/26/1094740651/florida-man-asks-schools-to-ban-the-bible-following-the-states-efforts-to-remove

These Male Spiders Evolved a Post-Sex Catapult to Escape Cannibalistic Females

https://gizmodo.com/these-male-spiders-evolved-a-post-sex-catapult-to-escap-1848830472?fbclid=IwAR3_vpyLQCMXGIOf-Ib8OjFbGo2d8G4Xu6LHuoMqHjFSRwQXutoYxBcsPjc

Pet Duck Leads Police to Murder Victim and Elusive Clues: ‘If I Could Give That Duck a Medal, I Would’

https://people.com/crime/pet-duck-helps-police-find-body-woman-vanished-two-charged/

Marjorie Taylor Greene says “Satan’s controlling the church” because Christians are helping migrants

https://boingboing.net/2022/04/27/marjorie-taylor-greene-says-satans-controlling-the-church-because-christians-are-helping-migrants.html

Uh oh. Lauren Boebert tells Americans not to be distracted by “the natural”… “We are taking ground in the spirit world

https://boingboing.net/2021/04/07/uh-oh-lauren-boebert-tells-americans-not-to-be-distracted-by-the-natural-we-are-taking-ground-in-the-spirit-world.html

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