Tag Archives: comedy

Where we talk about whale meat in a can and adopting a fire-breathing demon



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Man survives on ketchup for weeks lost at sea

https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/20/world/man-sea-rescue-survival-ketchup-intl-hnk/index.html

Japan Firm Uses Vending Machines to Promote Uptake of Whale Meat

https://japannews.yomiuri.co.jp/society/general-news/20230115-83873/

10-year-old asks for a DNA test on a cookie allegedly bitten by Santa to prove if he’s real or not

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/santa-cookie-dna-rhode-island-police_n_63caf98ce4b0c8e3fc772bd1

New York animal shelter seeks home for ‘fire-breathing demon’

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/01/23/Niagara-SPCA-Ralphie-demon/2561674510702/Where 


Where we talk about dancing permits and discovery of a snake clitoris



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Swedish govt moves to get rid of permits needed for dancing

https://apnews.com/article/sweden-government-e0542960cfe612350af6051ef878396d

“Ridiculous!” Missouri’s House Republicans made stricter dress code — but only for women

ridiculous-missouris-house-republicans-made-stricter-dress-code-but-only-for-women-video.html

Unexploded grenade removed from Ukrainian soldier’s chest

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-64247159

The snake clitoris has finally been found

https://boingboing.net/2023/01/13/the-snake-clitoris-has-finally-been-found.html

Florida sheriff: Burglars call 911 to get help moving stuff

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-crime-burglary-theft-florida-598b375ed200fc7f6ee3257f02c4a3eb


Where we talk about flying snakes and Trump NFTs



Trump’s ‘Major Announcement’ Was a Scammy, Superhero-Themed NFT Collection

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-announces-nft-trading-card-collection-1234648014/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2022/12/15/donald-trump-major-announcement-digital-trading-cards-reaction/10902610002/

https://collecttrumpcards.com/

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/the-boys-roasts-donald-trumps-digital-trading-cards-homelander-spoof/

Viagra lowers risk of Alzheimer’s disease by 69%, study finds

https://boingboing.net/2022/12/12/viagra-lowers-risk-of-alzheimers-disease-by-69-study-finds.html

Scientists to create flying snakes in robotics

https://dunyanews.tv/en/WeirdNews/680947-Scientists-to-create-flying-snakes-in-robotics

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Where we talk about bull sperm theft and gambling yourself away



San Francisco decides killer police robots aren’t such a great idea

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2022/12/san-francisco-decides-killer-police-robots-arent-such-a-great-idea/

Scientists Have Designed a ‘Vagina on a Chip’

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/08/science/vagina-chip-bacterial-vaginosis.html

Parents who say their kids won’t eat or shower because they’re addicted to Fortnite slam Epic Games with lawsuit

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/parents-kids-wont-eat-shower-174208089.html

German police seek help in solving bull sperm heist

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-germany-berlin-cologne-6cafe99c3d77b195cb81611086113908?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=AP_Oddities&utm_source=Twitter

Married Mother-Of-Two Gambles Herself Away to Landlord

https://www.odditycentral.com/news/married-mother-of-two-gambles-herself-away-to-landlord.html

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Where we talk about killer police robots and vampires vs werewolves



Obama Roasts Herschel Walker for Saying He’d Rather Be a Werewolf

https://www.thedailybeast.com/barack-obama-roasts-herschel-walkers-bizarro-vampire-vs-werewolf-speech

Sheriff Misses the Old Days When Students Could Have the “Cheeks of Their Ass Torn Off” for Misbehaving

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3p47g/florida-sheriff-student-discipline

San Francisco will allow police to deploy robots that kill

https://apnews.com/article/police-san-francisco-government-and-politics-d26121d7f7afb070102932e6a0754aa5

Two Idiots Stole an ATM, Then Accidentally Set Their Van on Fire While Trying to Rob Store

https://97x.com/two-idiots-stole-an-atm-then-accidentally-set-their-van-on-fire-while-trying-to-rob-store/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

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Where we talk about biting cobras and buying cakes in a can



8-Year-Old Boy Bites Venomous Cobra Twice After Getting Attacked, Kills It: Report

https://people.com/human-interest/8-year-old-boy-bites-venomous-cobra-twice-after-getting-attacked-kills-it-report/

Brazen teenage thief, 17, knocks himself out by running into glass door as he tries to flee Louis Vuitton store with $18,000 worth of handbags

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11400053/Teenage-thief-17-knocks-running-glass-door-tries-flee-LV-18-000.html

Heckler gets life ban from Royal Opera House for shouting ‘rubbish’ at child actor

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/nov/10/heckler-gets-life-ban-from-royal-opera-house-for-shouting-rubbish-at-child-actor

In Japan, you can buy cake in a can from a vending machine

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https://boingboing.net/2022/11/12/in-japan-you-can-buy-cake-in-a-can-from-a-vending-machine.html

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Where we talk about licking toxic toads and the latest Bigfoot footage



Dude builds a 3,000 lb sarcophagus to send “Flaming Hot Cheetos” 10,000 years into the future

https://boingboing.net/2022/11/06/dude-builds-a-3000-lb-sarcophagus-to-send-flaming-hot-cheetos-10000-years-into-the-future.html

Fmr. Manager of DOD Aerospace Threat Program: “UFOs are Real”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fmr-manager-of-dod-aerospace-threat-program-ufos_b_59de2f4be4b0b992a8214874

‘New Bigfoot footage’ shows sheer size of beast in close-up sighting

https://www.ladbible.com/community/new-bigfoot-footage-shows-size-20221106

The National Park Service wants humans to stop licking this toad

https://www.npr.org/2022/11/06/1134615997/the-national-park-service-wants-humans-to-stop-licking-this-toad

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Where we talk about exploding caskets and signs of demonic possession



Exploding Caskets Are A Thing

https://boingboing.net/2022/10/30/exploding-caskets-are-a-thing.html

Catholic exorcist explains why he thinks women are more likely to get possessed by demons

https://boingboing.net/2022/10/29/catholic-exorcist-explains-why-he-thinks-women-are-more-likely-to-get-possessed-by-demons.html

Are Activists Going Too Far?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-10-28/why-are-activists-throwing-food-on-art/101589870

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Where we talk about COVID vending machines and Jewish space lasers



The Crazy Mystical Impulses Sending Putin Wild in Ukraine

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-superstitious-beliefs-sending-vladimir-putin-wild-in-russias-war-on-ukraine

Washington Woman Escapes Shallow Grave After Being Buried Alive Allegedly by Her Husband

https://people.com/crime/washington-woman-survives-buried-alive-husband-escapes-shallow-grave/

Saitama Vending Machine Selling Covid-19 Tests

https://allabout-japan.com/en/article/10054/

What are Jewish Space Lasers?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marjorie_Taylor_Greene#Camp_Fire_conspiracy_theory

https://worldofmirth.com/products/secret-jewsih-space-laser-1-400-scale-model

https://www.businessinsider.com/mtg-quarreled-with-rep-cheney-over-jewish-space-lasers-2021-10

https://www.vox.com/22256258/marjorie-taylor-greene-jewish-space-laser-anti-semitism-conspiracy-theories

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Where we talk about professional cuddlers and the Monkeypox conspiracy



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Pro-Trump apparel company fined for falsely labeling products “Made in USA”

https://www.axios.com/2022/08/07/lions-not-sheep-made-in-usa

Social-Distancing Fatigue? Try a Professional Cuddler

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/08/15/social-distancing-fatigue-try-a-professional-cuddler

‘I Just Heard a Scream’: Alligator Bites Florida Man on Face

https://www.newsweek.com/alligator-bites-florida-man-face-1730731

Police: Hollsopple woman used pages from “spell book” to set car on fire

https://wjactv.com/news/local/police-hollsopple-woman-used-pages-from-spell-book-to-set-car-on-fire

Lauren Boebert says monkeypox is a conspiracy to mess up midterm elections

https://boingboing.net/2022/08/05/lauren-boebert-says-monkeypox-is-a-conspiracy-to-mess-up-midterm-elections.html

California Dermatologist Arrested After Husband Allegedly Catches Her Poisoning Him with Drano

https://people.com/crime/california-dermatologist-arrested-after-husband-allegedly-catches-her-poisoning-him-with-drano/