A bomb-sniffing dog in Ukraine helped defuse dozens of explosives during Russian invasion

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2022/04/20/dog-sniffs-bombs-ukraine/7386889001/

Putin allegedly plans to get revenge on the U.S. by helping Trump “win” in 2024

https://boingboing.net/2022/04/11/putin-allegedly-plans-to-get-revenge-on-the-u-s-by-helping-trump-win-in-2024.html

DeSantis unleashes vengeance on Disney. This is the stuff of Nixon’s enemies list | Editorial

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/editorials/article260561817.html#storylink=cpy

Florida Senate Passes Bill to Eliminate Disney’s Special Tax District

https://www.wsj.com/articles/florida-senate-passes-bill-to-eliminate-disneys-special-tax-district-11650473902

Teacher Having ‘Rough Week’ Wins $50K After Husband Gifts Lottery Ticket to ‘Lift Her Spirits’  – Maryland not Florida

https://people.com/human-interest/maryland-teacher-who-was-having-a-rough-week-wins-50k-after-husband-got-her-a-lottery-ticket-to-lift-her-spirits/

Texas-a-thon!

Texas state troopers must meet new waistline requirements or face consequences

https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/texas/texas-state-troopers-must-slim-down/285-8e65a9f1-35e2-45ef-a600-c197c23cda0e

Oops! A parent accidentally handed out Easter eggs stuffed with condoms to elementary school kids

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/easter-bunny-condoms-texas-school_n_625e3bade4b06c2ea32e2191

Carjacker beats up 72-year-old, takes car, only to die in crash, police say

https://www.wcax.com/2022/04/18/carjacker-beats-up-72-year-old-takes-car-only-die-crash-police-say/

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Unruly plane passenger tries to open cabin door, but a crew member saves the day with a blow from a coffee pot

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/unruly-plane-passenger-tries-to-open-cabin-door-but-a-crew-member-saves-the-day-with-a-blow-from-a-coffee-pot-11644947764?cx_testId=3&cx_testVariant=cx_2&cx_artPos=6&mod=WTRN#cxrecs_s

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/business/article260340940.html

Man fatally struck by car while trying to steal catalytic converter in Sacramento: Police

https://ktla.com/news/california/man-fatally-struck-by-car-while-trying-to-steal-catalytic-converter-in-sacramento-police/

Tesla Roadster reservations are back — with a big deposit

https://news.yahoo.com/tesla-roadster-reservations-are-back-with-a-big-deposit-195157209.html

Florida Babysitter Allegedly Put 4-Year-Old Boy in Dryer, Child Says He Went ‘Round and Round’

https://people.com/crime/florida-babysitter-allegedly-put-4-year-old-boy-in-dryer-child-says-he-went-round-and-round/

Florida teen dead after friends wearing body armor take turns shooting each other, police say

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/christopher-broad-killed-friends-wearing-body-armor-shoot-each-other/

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Ron Perlman tears into Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for signing ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/ron-perlman-dont-say-gay-ron-desantis-b2047415.html

Man accused of trying to kill parent for being forced to move out, Tennessee cops say www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article259862480.html

One of Trump’s supporters claims to be Putin’s son, asks his father to nuke America boingboing.net/2022/03/29/one-of-trumps-supporters-claims-to-be-putins-son-asks-his-father-to-nuke-america.html

Greene’s remarks on his marriage show plan to ‘divide and demonize and demoralize’ thehill.com/homenews/administration/600364-buttigieg-greenes-remarks-on-his-marriage-show-plan-to-divide-and

Marjorie Taylor Greene Backs Will Smith Alpha Male Response to Chris Rock www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-backs-will-smith-alpha-male-response-chris-rock-1692634

The Slap www.today.com/popculture/awards/amy-schumer-says-s-triggered-traumatized-will-smith-incident-rcna22139

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Ron Perlman tears into Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for signing ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/ron-perlman-dont-say-gay-ron-desantis-b2047415.html

Man accused of trying to kill parent for being forced to move out, Tennessee cops say https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article259862480.html

One of Trump’s supporters claims to be Putin’s son, asks his father to nuke America https://boingboing.net/2022/03/29/one-of-trumps-supporters-claims-to-be-putins-son-asks-his-father-to-nuke-america.html

Greene’s remarks on his marriage show plan to ‘divide and demonize and demoralize’  https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/600364-buttigieg-greenes-remarks-on-his-marriage-show-plan-to-divide-and

Marjorie Taylor Greene Backs Will Smith Alpha Male Response to Chris Rock            https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-backs-will-smith-alpha-male-response-chris-rock-1692634

The Slap                                                                                                            https://www.today.com/popculture/awards/amy-schumer-says-s-triggered-traumatized-will-smith-incident-rcna22139

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I Knew It!

Dentist found guilty of damaging patients’ teeth to boost profits

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/16/wisconsin-dentist-guilty-damaging-patients-teeth-boost-profits

Prosecutors say that Charmoli had routinely drilled or broken his clients’ teeth on purpose, charging them for additional treatment services to fix the damage he had just done. As a result, Charmoli’s profits ballooned, with the dentist going from making $1.4m and installing 434 crowns in 2014 to $2.5m in 2015, installing over 1,000 crowns

Who Is The Real Victim?

Tennesee abortion ban would allow rapists’ families to sue victims who get abortions

Challenged on whether this would include the friends of rapists suing their underage victims, Tennessee Rep. Rebecca Alexander (R) made clear-after trying twice to avoid answering the question—that the answer is yes.

But Mommmm Everyone’s Doing It!

https://www.dailywire.com/news/irresponsible-doctors-blast-young-influencers-with-blue-tongues-pushing-followers-to-ingest-fish-tank-cleaner

Young “influencers” are coloring their tongues blue as they inform their audiences of the benefits of methylene blue, which is often used to clean fish tanks. In response, some doctors are either issuing warnings that ingesting the substance imperils one’s health or mocking the idea of ingesting the substance.

Nicolas Cage – Actor!

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A commercial comedy that has a delirious good time poking fun at Nicolas Cage, celebrating everything that makes him Nicolas Cage — and, in the end, actually becoming a Nicolas Cage movie, which turns out to be both a cheesy thing and a special thing.”

My Elona

Elon Musk challenge to duel Vladimir Putin takes bizarre turn when Chechen leader invites ‘Elona’ for training

https://www.foxbusiness.com/business-leaders/elon-musk-duel-vladimir-putin-ramzan-kadyrov

Without the training, Putin would appear “unsportsmanlike when he beats the hell out of” Musk, who Kadyrov called “a much weaker opponent.”

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But They’re Russian Cats! – International Cat Federation ban Russian cats from competitions

Today’s Letter Is Z! – The letter Z becomes a Russian pro-war symbol

Box of Heads! – Box of human heads stolen in Denver

Florida Man! – Man crushed to death by a bulldozer while using a portable-potty at landfill

War Crimes! – Donald Trumps bonkers theory on tricking Russia into victory

Gimme Some Truth! – Trump is blowing a gasket over his failing social media network

Hidden Videos! – Airbnb host planted hidden cameras

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