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Missouri GOP Politicians Use Flamethrowers For Symbolic Book Burning In Alarming Video

https://www.comicsands.com/missouri-gop-book-burning-video-2665592334.html?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1695136671

Florida Man Shot by Police While Celebrating Ron DeSantis’ New Gun Law

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-shot-police-ron-de-santis-permitless-carry-1828904

Texas school district fires 8th grade teacher for assigning Anne Frank’s Diary

https://boingboing.net/2023/09/19/texas-school-district-fires-8th-grade-teacher-for-assigning-anne-franks-diary.html

A Danish artist has been ordered to repay a museum after delivering blank canvases

https://www.npr.org/2023/09/18/1200192209/danish-artist-jens-haaning-blank-canvases-ordered-to-repay-loan-kunsten

Australia: Man who took pet snake surfing fined

https://news.sky.com/story/australia-man-who-took-pet-snake-surfing-fined-12964218

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Candidate in high-stakes Virginia election performed sex acts with husband in live videos

https://apnews.com/article/susanna-gibson-virginia-house-of-delegates-sex-acts-9e0fa844a3ba176f79109f7393073454

Lauren Boebert Caught Fondling Date’s Genitals During Family-Friendly Musical: Video

https://www.advocate.com/politics/lauren-boebert

New video appears to show Lauren Boebert vaping at ‘Beetlejuice’ — after she blamed ‘heavy fog machines’

https://nypost.com/2023/09/15/new-video-appears-to-show-lauren-boebert-vaping-at-show/

Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert apologizes after video appears to show her vaping in Denver theater

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2023/09/16/lauren-boebert-apology-beetlejuice-vaping/70876251007/

Man arrested for horseback DUI

https://boingboing.net/2023/09/14/horseman-arrested-for-dui.html

Grammy-winning metal band Ghost addresses ‘satanic’ accusations: ‘There are other music styles that promote a way worse lifestyle’

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ghost-addresses-satanic-accusations-184135054.html

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Wild monkey sightings in Florida prompt warnings from officials

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/wild-monkey-sightings-florida-prompts-warnings-officials-rcna101401

According to Pizzagate conspiracy theorists, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Pizza Hut boxes are encouraging Satanic ritual abuse

https://boingboing.net/2023/08/27/according-to-pizzagate-conspiracy-theorists-the-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-on-pizza-hut-boxes-are-encouraging-satanic-ritual-abuse.html

Florida man pumps opioids into neighbors’ home to keep them quiet (video)

https://boingboing.net/2023/08/25/florida-man-pumps-opioids-into-neighbors-home-to-keep-them-quiet-video.html

Simple mistake leads to travel blogger’s $1900 fine at Aussie airport

https://au.news.yahoo.com/simple-mistake-leads-to-travel-bloggers-1900-fine-at-aussie-airport-075149998.html

Man wakes up to massive python biting his leg… so he bit it back

https://boingboing.net/2023/08/25/man-wakes-up-to-massive-python-biting-his-leg-so-he-bit-it-back.html

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Florida Man Attempting to Time Travel Crashes Into Strip Mall – Dec 25, 2015

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-man-attempting-to-time-travel-crashes-into-strip-mall-8129247

Fight Over Whether Florida or Ohio Has Better Strip Clubs Leads to Shooting – Feb 26, 2016

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/fight-over-whether-florida-or-ohio-has-better-strip-clubs-leads-to-shooting-8278657

Accused Sex Toy Thief Told Cops He Was “Too Embarrassed” To Actually Pay For The Items – Dec 15, 2015

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/embarrassed-sex-toy-thief-749835

Woman arrested for attacking hubby who wouldn’t stop farting – Dec 23, 2015

https://nypost.com/2015/12/23/woman-arrested-for-attacking-hubby-who-wouldnt-stop-farting/

Prostitution Sting Nets Man, 68, Wearing French Maid’s Uniform And Chastity Belt – Dec 15, 2015

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/french-maid-costume-bust-648291

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Tampa mayor makes $1.1M cocaine catch while fishing in Florida Keys with family

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/08/us/tampa-mayor-cocaine-catch/index.html

Florida man poses as vet; dog dies after ‘illicit surgery,’ deputies say

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-poses-as-vet-dog-dies-after-illicit-surgery-deputies-say/

The Islamic State of Florida

Shakespeare Now Being Censored in Some Florida Schools amid Confusion over New Ron DeSantis Law – Don’t say Shakespeare

https://people.com/shakespeare-censored-some-florida-school-districts-new-desantis-rule-7574723

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/florida-schools-drop-ap-psychology-course-over-lgbtq-content-189991493830

This doctor said vaccines magnetize people. Ohio suspended her medical license

https://www.cleveland.com/open/2023/08/this-doctor-said-vaccines-magnetize-people-ohio-suspended-her-medical-license.html

Supermarket shut down due to spider that can cause long, painful erections

https://nypost.com/2023/08/10/supermarket-closes-after-brazilian-wandering-spider-spotted/

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Right-Wing Christians Think the Barbie Movie Is Demonic and Want You to Boycott It

https://www.themarysue.com/right-wing-christians-think-the-barbie-movie-is-demonic-and-want-you-to-boycott-it/

Dick-Flavored Potato Chips: the Sequel

https://chazzchips.com/en/blog/dick-flavored-potato-chips

Florida restaurant closes after 7 customers allege they tested positive for meth after eating there

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-japanese-steak-house-shut-down-after-meth-allegedly-found-in-food-deputies.amp

Officials warn nude beachgoers to exercise caution after 3 great white sharks were spotted feasting on the carcass of a sea lion

https://news.yahoo.com/officials-warn-nude-beachgoers-exercise-032036276.html

Florida man, 3 sons convicted of selling bleach as fake COVID-19 cure: “Snake-oil salesmen”

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mark-grenon-sons-convicted-selling-fake-covid-19-cure-online-church/?intcid=CNM-00-10abd1h

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Italian uproar over judge’s 10-second groping rule

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66174352

78 pilot whales were slaughtered near a cruise ship carrying marine conservationists

https://www.npr.org/2023/07/14/1187691372/pilot-whales-cruise-ship-faroe-islands

https://abcnews.go.com/International/dozens-whales-slaughtered-front-cruise-passengers-company-apologizes/story?id=101271543

An e-commerce CEO is getting absolutely roasted online for laying off 90% of his support staff after an AI chatbot outperformed them

https://www.businessinsider.com/ai-chatbot-ceo-laid-off-staff-human-support-2023-7

Man flees arrest at MSP Airport by opening plane door, running onto airfield

https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/man-flees-arrest-at-msp-airport-by-opening-plane-door-running-onto-airfield/

Roller coaster riders were trapped upside down for hours after mechanical failure

https://www.npr.org/2023/07/05/1186003765/roller-coaster-upside-down-wisconsin-fireball

Atlanta Man Attempts To Rob Nail Salon, Gets Ignored By Everyone

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/failed-atlanta-nail-salon-robbery_n_64ac3fc9e4b0b6417638ba07

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Florida Cops Reportedly Jailed 3-Year-Old Over Potty Training Problems

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/florida-police-officer-son-jail-report_n_649d4003e4b0dcb22c4334c1?ref=upstract.com

Florida bill allowing radioactive roads made of potentially cancer-causing mining waste signed by DeSantis

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-radioactive-roads-phosphogypsum-potentially-cancer-causing-mining-waste-bill-signed-ron-desantis/

The circus around Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s much-vaunted fight is getting even stranger, with suggestions the bout could happen in the Colosseum

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-v-mark-zuckerberg-could-happen-in-romes-colosseum-2023-6

Authorities say NJ homeowner cut down 32 of neighbor’s trees. The cost could be huge.

https://gothamist.com/news/authorities-say-nj-homeowner-cut-down-32-of-neighbors-trees-the-cost-could-be-huge

Maryland professor fired for making at least 11 female students undress and line up for a breast inspection

https://boingboing.net/2023/06/30/maryland-professor-fired-for-making-at-least-11-female-students-undress-and-line-up-for-a-breast-inspection.html

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Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: Grotesque model reveals what remote-workers will look like in 70 years

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12202209/Swollen-eyes-hunchback-claw-like-hands-remote-workers-look-like-2100.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_dailymailUK

Man dreaming of burglars shot himself for real

https://boingboing.net/2023/06/14/man-dreaming-of-burglars-shot-himself-for-real.html

Flight Attendant Charged For Bomb Threat to Stop Her Ex’s Vacation

https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy33jz/flight-attendant-charged-for-bomb-threat-to-stop-her-exs-vacation?ref=upstract.com

Sex doll mistaken for woman’s body in wooded area near east Aldine when foul play suspected

https://abc13.com/harris-county-body-found-death-investigation-woman-killed-houston-crime/13382678/?ex_cid=TA_KTRK_FB&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+New+Content+%28Feed%29&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook

Trump-supporting pastor Kent Christmas praises suicide bombers and demands Christians lay down their lives for the gospel

https://boingboing.net/2023/06/15/trump-supporting-pastor-kent-christmas-praises-suicide-bombers-and-demands-christians-lay-down-their-lives-for-the-gospel.html

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